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Just coffee and donkeys the wise ass story

Our coffee enterprise centers around donkeys, because they are just cool, clever, and super charismatic. They have always been one of my favorite animals and truly fascinate me. With over twenty years of experience as an Army Officer, marked by witnessing intense human conflict, I longed for a serene ranch filled with animals. A simpler life to slow it down and enjoy the rest of the ride, and of course watching them as I savor a cup of Wise Ass Coffee every morning. I also wanted to start my own coffee business, because who doesn’t love coffee? So donkeys, with their charm and simplicity, inspired the creation of a coffee business that reflects these values.

KICK ASS ATTITUDE

Who We Are?

In January 2022, The Wild Ass Ranch came to life with the rescue of three wild burros: Domino, Milky Way, and the Charismatic Diva, Gypsy Girl, affectionately known as Gee Gee. This sanctuary provides a thriving environment, ensuring they never face hunger, neglect, or harm again, bringing immense joy and fulfilment. The donkey family grew in April 2023 with the birth of Gypsy Girl’s offspring, Dominik. While all the donkeys are pampered, Dominik holds a special place, having been delivered by the founder’s hands.

Our Dedication to Quality and Cleverness

At Wise Ass Coffee, we’re unyielding in our commitment to delivering superior coffee, sometimes with a side of clever banter. You may get a sprinkle of wit and sarcasm alongside your brew, perhaps even a corny knock-knock joke to brighten your day or you can throw something clever our way. We all have some Wise Ass in us! Each bean boasts a Wise Ass kick, ensuring every cup is perfection personified. We employ top-of-the-line coffee machinery from ITALY, guaranteeing an unparalleled espresso experience. Our mascot and logo encapsulate the essence of cleverness, wit, and fun traits synonymous with donkeys. These intelligent, playful creatures embody loyalty, fostering feelings of acceptance and kindness. Interacting with them brings a sense of well-being, a profound truth I’ve come to appreciate. AND, they are just some Tough Ass Donkeys!

Supporting Compassion and Care with Every Cup

In alignment with our ethos of compassion, 5% of all profits are directed to the Donkey Dreams Sanctuary in Scenic, Arizona. Additionally, patrons can sponsor a rescued donkey for as little as $60 per month, furthering our mission of care and support. Here’s how you can help.

So, kick back, savor a cup of Wise Ass Coffee, and embrace your inner attitude for the day. Take solace in knowing that with every sip, you’re contributing to the well-being of a donkey in need and enjoying some exceptional coffee.

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Special events

Want to wow everyone at that birthday you’ve been organizing? The strongest kick of coffee your friends, family or co-workers will ever have? Wanna be the go-to person for coffee drinks in your social circle? EDDIE AND THE DONKEYS HAVE YOUR BACK. Just write to the email below, and we’ll take care of the rest. 🙂

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